Everyone! Please keep commenting! I’m getting some great ideas here!
Kefir
Please explain how you think that’s humorous
seems like it would be hard to track down to me but idk
I’m in the Nordics, and every supermarket I can think of would have it, but even if it is rare somewhere, how would that make it humorous?
In scotland I would have no fuckin idea where to get it lol
Pretty much most supermarkets would do, I should think. Aldi has kefir.
https://www.lancs.live/whats-on/food-drink-news/aldi-launches-new-199-kefir-29474962
I’m thinking you’ve not seen any because you’ve not looked, not because it’s not there.
This sounds extremely plausible. I am culinarily challenged.
I honestly pop in ‘yo butt’ into our shared shopping list and it usually gets an eye roll.
Male: condoms, canteloupe, watermelon, Vaseline Female:condoms, squash, cucumber, carrots,
I feel like this only works if those are the only items on the list. If you also have apples, berries, potatoes, onions, shampoo and toothpaste, it’s just a normal shopping list.
As an aside, do not use Vaseline with condoms. In addition to it not being body safe for internal use, some condoms are still latex and vaseline will dissolve them. Most condoms these days are nitrile, but again see above re: internal insertion safety.
Only men are stretchy enough to fit melons up their ass, and women have to stick with more mundane phallic vegetables?
Hope this is sarcastic, if not you make a hole in the melon.
Amazing present for insert your own name here
Duck tape, shovel, condom
I’d add a couple of things to that list:
- Duct tape
- Rope
- Burlap bag
- Shovel
- Condom
What about dog biscuits as well?
Peanut butter, duct tape, skateboard, kitestring…
Oh yes, but that needs to be first on the list for sure.
Edit: on second thought, make it last on the list. It tells more of a story.
I occasionally put “magic beans” on there :-)
classic
NO magic beans!
I don’t know why people are downvoting you on your anti magic bean stance, historically they’ve not been a good gamble with ones money :P
But this time will be different, I get a good feeling from this guy! Not only is he not out to scam me by giving me dud magic beans, but he’s given me a bunch of extra packets that I can sell to my friends too, and all he asks is a tiny portion of the profits.
So now I’m gonna have a magic bean stalk and some semi passive income, all from hosting just one Bean party a month at my place!
This should be its own form of joke, like the Aristocrats. Come up with the wierdest most depraved shopping list(s)
live bees
Fancy Napkins!
- Not Wet!
Po-
Tay-
Toes
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Thank you. It’s my first. 😊
fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wigAnd your partner will be soon on a list too.
very important: you need POTASSIUM fertilizer
Obviously a partridge in a pear tree.
Peace of mind
