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For parties: just buy more pizza
For parties AND for you (when you want some yourself but you’re the one serving to your guests): cut a + shape and serve what’s left. No one will notice that some of the pizza is missing.
I like it, except that the crust is all on one end of the “noodle”.
Gotta love when the picture itself is mildly infuriating too, I guess
I took the picture in the right direction but apparently Memmy will not follow rotation tags from iOS.
Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA
I identify as a family of four.
What pisses me off is when they cut they pizza in squares and not pie cut…
Likely an attempt to claim there’s fewer calories per slice, even though people will just cut it in quarters instead of fifths.
It’s like that time I only had two drinks – a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. (oh my god I died for the next two days don’t do what I did)
Can’t get mad at me for having only two drinks!
Me. I have a family of 5
It might be designed that way to make the nutritional facts more appealing. They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high.
They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high
I dunno about y’all, but I cut my pizza’s into 1/8ths, which would be smaller than 1/5.
But do you have just one piece when you do?
I’d be willing to bet that this particular pizza is very small, so most people would cut it into 1/4ths.
I always cut my frozen pizzas into eighths. I eat the whole thing in one sitting either way, but I prefer smaller slices.
The FDA is in charge of portion sizes. No one decides it on their own.
What a company can do is fiddle with the total number of portions. Which is how you get 5 portions in this pizza.
Not sure why the picture shows up sideways… it was taken vertically.
Most phones just use metadata to tell what way an image is supposed to be rotated and will always take the picture portrait. It was probably removed by the image host
Good to know. 😟 :(
It does the exact same thing to me. But if I go in my gallery and make a copy of the picture and upload that, it works correctly.
I don’t get it either.
if you try cutting an odd number of slices you’re gonna have a bad time
Also, who eats their pizza with a salad?
It goes well actually
I had a chocolate mousse salad does that count?
I’ve been trying to lose weight by making gradual changes in my eating habits in the hopes that it will result in a big change that i can stick to for the rest of my life and I’ve learned a reasonably sized slice of pizza and a salad is pretty satisfying and salad really does go well with pizza. It’s not super healthy and by no means an everyday meal, but it’s better than eating half a large pizza in one sitting like i used to.
That’s good. Realistic, gradual changes are more likely to stick. You got this!
Pizza is a salad.
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People who don’t have the fucking time to memorize all 100,000 products that are under them and don’t even have their name on it.
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Boycotts don’t work and most big companies are just as bad as Nestle. I can’t be arsed to avoid all of them.
If you want them to change the only way is through legislation.
A hungry me and it was that or nothing in the fridge. I didn’t buy this.
People who share a pizza with four others, perhaps?
That’s when you cut it into sixths and take the last piece after “offering” it to everyone else.
I cut mine into quarters 🤷♂️
I roll mine up like a churro.
That looks like around 2 slices.
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