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I eat kiwi all the time and I ain’t never heard them make a sound.
They’re obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don’t see yours running around outside either.
what brand and model of flashlight were you using for that video?
Sounds just like the fruit.
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
This is a dinosaur
Who triggered the robot’s theft alarm?
Nightmare Potato.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
Git off my dick
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don’t have arms or nothin. I can’t imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God’s creature right here.
Also a very interesting run style.
Well, kiwis are clearly evil. I never knew! I’ve always liked the little buggers, and felt bad for them with the whole giant egg situation.
But that’s a demon. It deserves egg pain. Shame it only gets the females.
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this “WTF BRO” face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He’s calmed down…after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn’t give less of a shit the second time around. He’s over it.
Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.
That’s some Jurassic Park stuff, right there