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But like real question: Why do people ask these type of questions?
Not yet.
Because they’re probably honeypot threads created by law enforcement. Or people are just really that stupid. Idk.
Reddit: “Women of Reddit, how do I make you give me sex?”
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When incels say “female” I just assume they mean iron man
Shyea right, nice try NSA, like I would ever tell you about that time on September 27, 2012, 3:03 am, Jefferson Dr in Bowling Green, Ohio, when I was driving drunk and veered around a corner, slamming into someone walking along the road. Or that the pedestrian is killed instantly and I sped away without calling 9-1-1. You think I’d rat myself out like that?
Yes I’m a mass murder and so is my family, the skin cells that I shed every day are entitled to the personhood that we afford people! Never mind that the death and shedding of skin cells in natural, normal and everyone does it, we must protect the skin cells!
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Ah, the skin of Theseus.
Yeah. Threw a little boy, a plumber, and a dog under the front of a boat. Then I said “allow me to demonstrate” because I’m a professor.
I coughed without a mask near an old lady ranting about liberals in a super conservative little town in Texas during COVID.
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I mean, I wasn’t sick at the time. When I was, I stayed home. I just did it to terrify her.
It’s good that you stay home when sick, but just FYI, you can have covid without realizing it. Roughly 1 in 5 cases never get symptoms but are still contagious. That’s one of the reasons lockdowns were so effective. We couldn’t just rely on people staying away when they are sick because they might have it without the sickness. Fuck covid
Back when I was 10 there were some druggies living next to me. I was good friends with their kids. One day when they left their kids there unattended we got into the garage. Long story short, the house burned down. The kids survived, but the parents were never seen after that. Pretty sure they werent home but the timing for their dossapearance was odd.
Once had a deep long talk with a guy who gunned down an armed guy breaking into his home. Dude didn’t show any remorse but also didn’t show any pride in it. It was just another thing that happened to him living in a shit neighborhood. He also had to shoot at others breaking in before, but didn’t kill them. I think sometimes people live in a concrete jungle where jungle rules still apply - kill or be killed. Some people deal better with this fact than others but the dude also had major psycho vibes.
Not yet. Waiting for the Mad Max era of the Trump presidency.
Dunno. Maybe it’s genuine curiosity. Maybe they’re farming upvotes and believe that something dramatic like such a question will achieve that.
But to answer the question; almost. I came pretty close to murdering somebody. Not out of rage or anything, but out of desperation. A man was attacking my mother, choking her on her leather necklace. My sister grabbed the chopping axe. I grabbed the metal pipe, but then we just froze.
Oh for fucks sake. You are obviously the psycho here. Who tells a story like that and leaves off whether or not their mom is dead or alive.
Pretty sure if my mom died I’d be too traumatised to talk about it. The whole event already wasn’t exactly a small deal, I’d have been permanently devastated if the worst happened.
I had these really annoying ducks near my house and I would shoot at them, but missed a lot. The neighbor’s dog would pop out of the tall grass and LAUGH at me each time. It made me so mad I tried to murder that dog multiple times but he always got away.
If you think those ducks were a pain, you should have gone across to your other neighbor’s house where they just had teeny tiny clay discs flying around.
That looks like it could be entertaining!
Am I the only one who is against murder? Why is nobody talking about the immorality behind murder?
Because bourgeois morality is false. Throw off the chains they have placed on your mind and become a based murderist.
hey! if you want to ask questions you have to make a post about it!
hey everyone! this guy is trying to cut in line with questions!
we should get him!
Not lately.
Yes. But it was completely legal.
