Obviously this is for both, men and women, you know, the song “if I was a rich man” and i saw the meme with…

sigh just answer the question

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    29 days ago

    I would calculate the amount of money I would need to keep in investments and in my bank account in order to generate, in interest/returns,etc, the amount I would need to live comfortably for the rest of my life. I would then donate the rest to various charities.

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    Oh darling, if I had real money, I would use it to sow chaos and undermine the world’s financial markets.

    But most of all, if I have to live in this bullsh!t cyberpunk reality, we might as well have shadowrunners/Edgerunners/mercs. So I’d recruit as many paramilitary mercenaries as I could find and set them on the task of sabotaging critical corporate infrastructure, kidnapping any oligarchs we could find vulnerabilities for, and doing brazen, overt terrorism kind of stuff.

    The idea being if I can cause enough chaos perhaps the people of the world might finally have enough and force change for the ultra wealthy.

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    disappear from radar

    do random acts of charity

    buy senators and media to support climate change and education

    make a competing big cheapo pharma

    redirect fame/blame to paid actors

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    Buy a place in Montreal. Try to do random acts of kindness on randos where I can. You can’t generally change the world, but you can make personal impact.

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    Buy a house in a safe neighborhood for myself. Establish at least one housing complex for the homeless with medical, psychiatric, and general care staff as close as possible to said safe neighborhood. Repeat until all that is left is enough to keep said complexes staffed and operational for at least 5 years.

    Keep at least $1,000,000 to invest into the stock market in various ETFs, REITs, and LEAP Option calls. All profits goes back to maintaining and establishing more housing complexes for the homeless.

    All my free time would be spent figuring out how to end the homelessness crisis. If ever accomplished, focus my efforts on the public education system, and praying I somehow have the willpower to avoid corruption.

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    Honestly I would only want two things, to not have to worry about money and to live where I want. So much stress and thinking goes into money that I think I would be quite relaxed if I didn’t have to think about it except for investments. I also wouldn’t have to worry about home security or how my pets are taken care of. For living where I want, my job and family takes me around the a world. I wish I had a small place in each location :)

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    To me “rich” means someone whose passive income exceeds their spending.

    So if I was rich I’d stop working and instead pursue my personal interests. Ideally I’d buy a property somewhere remote and close to water with a lot of land and start building a homestead of some sort.

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    If I was a rich man, the only thing that would really change is the anxiety of losing my job and not being able to pay rent would go away.

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    if I was billionaire rich, I would buy companies that provide essential services and make them non profits.

    buy useful tech services and convert them to non profits without advertising. e. g. YouTube etc.

    lobby to ensure environment protection laws are made to protect the environment and not profits.

    stop government subsidies on anything that’s bad for the environment. meat. fossil fuels.

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      I’d use minimal advertising like old school banners but only by ad companies that screen the submitted ads for malicous actors or bad stuff like medicaments (not scientifically proven benefits).

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    If I were just a little rich, I would work less, and spend more time traveling.

    If I were rich (but not rich-rich) I would retire, move further away from the city, and make my own saw mill. Also spend more time traveling.

    If I were rich-rich, I would fund Vasalgel, lobby for that project to make mosquitoes extinct, and fund a few low budget films per year, outside of Hollywood. I don’t know where I would move, but I would probably still travel more.