I’d like to become a tree.
I would like to remain dead
The bog.
That’s honestly pretty bog-standard. That’s a term I learned on here a few days ago.
install doom on me
What are your specs?
Toaster.
Stuffed and mounted in a ferocious pose. Hide me in the closet of someone you don’t like.
Feed me to the mushrooms.
Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I’m not real sentimental about my body once I’m done with it.
We did this for my dad, and my mom will follow the same path, I think.
Some burocracy (and educating burocrats, as the law allowing for this in my country 🇦🇷 is recent) but it’s worth to do something useful of oneself after death while not enriching the post-mortem mafia.
Of course both my brother and I want the same for ourselves.
Same + cremate anything that can be used and spread it somewhere insignificant
This and compost the rest. Now available in WA!
Yeh. This.
Very honestly, since I was a child I wanted to be burned to a point where the flesh is gone but the bones are still intact and have the bones buried.
I think it is even possible to do that in Austria but I live in Germany and obviously no one is going to spend time, money, and energy on these shenanigans once I am dead. But if I could selfishly wish for a way, this would be it. There are reasons for why I don’t want to be buried and why I don’t want to be cremated and this would feel… The rightest.
The matter that makes up my cells has been going through the cycle of life for god knows how long. All I know is I’ll be pissed if that cycle is cut off to isolate that matter in a metal box in the ground.
If I can have anything, I want to explode into a bunch of butterflies.
If only real options are available, I am hoping composting is legal by then. Just be turned back into dirt and plants.
Something cheap for my family.
Shoot me out of a cannon
I don’t care it’s not my body anymore. The people left behind can decide.
Prop me up beside the jukebox.
church organ donation.
Sky Burial!!!
There’s still some active tar pits. I’m surprised nobody is intentionally trying to become a fossil. It would be cool to do some weird shit to mess with the aliens who find your fossil in 10,000 years or so.
