This dad joke is very regional
But the law says we rock, melon.
Who the hell you calling a melon??
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
Me
melon slice
Rockmelon?
Honey, do.
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
::groan::
::upvote::
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
ugh
Rock, melon-slice!
Herbie Hancock intensifies…
Muskmelon?