ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square199fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoGiven how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDo you live on the 100th floor of your building or something?
minus-squareFlexaris@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMaybe they’re not able to use stairs
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoMy point was: “Why is the elevator so slow? Do you happened to live on the 100th floor and the elevator had to climb all the way from ground floor?”
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoCorrect. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoPlot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.
Given how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.
Do you live on the 100th floor of your building or something?
Maybe they’re not able to use stairs
My point was: “Why is the elevator so slow? Do you happened to live on the 100th floor and the elevator had to climb all the way from ground floor?”
Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
Plot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.