ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square193fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square193fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoGiven how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.
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minus-squareFlexaris@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoMaybe they’re not able to use stairs
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoCorrect. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoPlot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.
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Given how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.
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Maybe they’re not able to use stairs
Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
Plot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.
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