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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    I can’t own a gun because the call of the void is too strong.

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      Same.

      The only reason I’m alive is because I can’t make my kids go through losing a parent that way.

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      Samesies. Those darn intrusive thoughts!

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      Removed by mod

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        If anyone reading this feels suicidal, call 988 immediately. Or go to the website to chat.

        Outside of North America, look up your country’s number here.

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        Out of all the shit I’ve seen on social media in the last 15 years, you might actually be the worst.

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        Something about a gun makes it easier, private. Less of an inconvenience.

        (I thought your comment was funny)

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