Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agoI will take no argumentslemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1819arrow-down119
arrow-up1800arrow-down1imageI will take no argumentslemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·3 months agoThat translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up42·3 months agoWhen they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoMost of it is in my balls now.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoNow they’re technically not blanks 🙏
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls.
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 months agoPlastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoGold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat
That translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
When they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
Most of it is in my balls now.
Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
🎊
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
Well, you’re not wrong…
Plastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
Gold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat