See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.

And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.