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Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 个月前

It was Steve

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It was Steve

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 个月前
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  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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    Nobody was hurt.

    • Wutchilli@feddit.org
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      Probably the first thing i would want to hear.

      • lolrightythen@lemmy.world
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        I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.

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      …except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.

      • Khrux@ttrpg.network
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        There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

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    deleted by creator

    • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      Mr Boombastic

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      All right

  • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    Zigged. Should’ve zagged.

    • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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      Zoop! 👉😎👉

  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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    Told ya so

  • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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    “humans make mistakes”

    so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this

    if you’re too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don’t come crying to me, a human, about it

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Aren’t those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn’t happen or when it does, it’s not as bad.

      • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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        That’s what workplace investigations are supposed to be, yes. My workplace unfortunately seems more preoccupied with assigning blame to operators and writing increasingly complex rule changes that wouldn’t be necessary if they spent, let me see, literally more than $0 on upgrading our tech…

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          Very shortsighted of the company to do that.

          • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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            Yup. Just like every other place I’ve ever worked. Can’t see past quarterly profit increases until everything inevitably crashes and burns

            • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              Where I live at least some of the bigger construction companies do talk about safety a lot and can be fairly strict about it. It’s good PR and saves money by having your workers healthy and working and there doesn’t need to be work stoppages due to accidents.

              • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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                Yeah I miss when not every company was just “qUaRteRlY iNcReAsEs OvEr aLL eLsE” and it wasn’t rare for a business to care about safety, quality, the law, etc.

                the company I work at has vestiges of safety programs but repeatedly denies my requests for very simple safety controls from not blocking the fire alarm and exits with inventory, to an oxygen monitor in a room full of compressed gas tanks (some of which are hydrogen. fun!)

                yeah i gotta get the fuck outta here.

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    We got insurance?

  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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    Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:

    “Been overloaded for years” 🤷‍♂️

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      4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.

      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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        Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”

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    We’re insured, right?

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    • Hey, shit happens
    • Could be worse
    • Whoops, wrong gear
    • Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
  • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    it wasn’t me

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      Ah, the Shaggy defense

  • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    “I told you.”

  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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    We should unionize

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    They’re getting away!

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    Saved the eggs.

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