“Vinland” is what the Vikings who discovered the land named it. Not a bad name.
Were I to name it today I’d pick some foreign language version of “The Land of Pulling Up the Ladder” or “The Land of Crabs in a Bucket”.
The vikings were there first (after the native Americans), so I’d go with Greater Norway.
Worser Norway.
The Bada Bing Republic
Han Dynasty would be funny, not least because it doesn’t solve the problem
There’s also the Prince joke “Land formally known as USA”
Oops.
The incorporated states of Northern America ltd.
Mississippiland
Fartland.
Red, white and blue land obviously.
Dumbfuckistan
The United States of Moronica
no offense to actual morons intended
None taken.
South Canada.
North Mexico
Idiocracy
Still the same guy, but the Firesign Theater suggested decades ago that the country be called Vespucciland.
And yeah, we name everything else after people’s last names.
