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Did Amerigo Vespucci migrate to North America or did he just pass through?
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Ozempia
“Vinland” is what the Vikings who discovered the land named it. Not a bad name.
Were I to name it today I’d pick some foreign language version of “The Land of Pulling Up the Ladder” or “The Land of Crabs in a Bucket”.
The vikings were there first (after the native Americans), so I’d go with Greater Norway.
Worser Norway.
Would be Lesser in this context and refers to size
I guess, but with tongue in cheek I thought worser worked betterer.
The Bada Bing Republic
Han Dynasty would be funny, not least because it doesn’t solve the problem
There’s also the Prince joke “Land formally known as USA”
Oops.
The incorporated states of Northern America ltd.
Mississippiland
Fartland.
Red, white and blue land obviously.
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