Microsoft is a failure

Could of told me sooner

Does he live like he’s in debt?

Don’t! Be evil.

What are you on about? It’s the best of both worlds. You have your magsafe charger, which is the best way to charge, and a USB c charger in case of emergency.

You’re not going to be running Llama on USB c, but it will work in a pinch

Oku rokus

It says purchase.

“Weird, I could have sworn the Nazis lost WWII”

Don’t you know? Nothing is worth doing unless it solves all problems at once right away

Make assets not count towards wealth.

What’s that? Your wealth can’t be taxed because they’re not really money? Oh, I guess you’re not really rich then. No Forbes lists for you :(

Imagine loading a website but you need to wait for 24 hours to be able to access it

No need to look. Everyone knows he’s in the oval office

Times are tough. You got to save pixels where you can

Raging Boner for The Machine

Shh, don’t give them ideas 🙏

Could it be that the client (who has the keys to decrypt the message) just forwards those messages when the report is sent?

But adult, raunchy, horror comedy does not sell tickets to kids /s

• Some motherfuckers talk or use their phone and ruin your experience

• Other motherfuckers bring babies or small children to more adult films and do not take them out if they start crying

And staff don’t do anything about it

Aaaand it’s gone

American law: uploading is distribution American companies: no lol