The scratch is simply a metaphor.

This is a horse story…

…A found letter story, in the form of a Ken Burns documentary!!

POOF

"Dear Bobert,

I have stumbled upon a majestic lamp & read the text of lamp. A genie… neigh…a Djin then appeared. When asked for my first I gurfawed “Apple”, but sadly it was an apple of knowledge. Damned Djin. Now I am on my second wish, which I have decided is “Replace horse with car”.

Please, if this is a bad wish, alert me within the next few minutes. I realize now that it is too late, as you have already received this and I have made my wish.

Alas, I lovingly await your sheep words…

Car love you, Jim The Horse The Car"

The Car & The Horse:

A Short Tale a Djin Once Told Me (VOL I)

Once upon a time there was a human with a horse. It wasn’t a poor human, but it was a simple one.

One day whilst plowing fields, forcing a horse to plow a course…(“Jim”, we shall name horse) thae human stumbled upon a brass lamp, ornately carved & brilliant to witness.

As the human was furiously rubbing the lamp with it’s sleeve, Jim noticed some text on the bottom of the lamp and imagined what it might sound like…

“Neigh…”, the human heard, curiously

BUT this isn’t a tale of humans. It is a tale of horses and electric cars. The last of my tales dwarfed the original story, thus causing OP to delete the entire post. However, that story isn’t gone forever. I still have it. This is simply a different one.

And this is a story about a horse.

FOR MORE HORSE STORY, INSERT COIN

Yakov? Damn you still owe me for all those nights in Branson, Missouri!!!

Take it all and do better for the people within

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

A monster once ruined the world

He caused everything to unfurl

Destabilization on the Internet stations

My blood he always made curl

Dafunq they doin’ there?

Said Mr. Belaire

As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion

Even dragons need treats

Especially after they eat

A simple knight… or a king with delight

Each dragon is happy to meet!

100 servings of fries

Heckuva way to die

Like grease on a pie

No peperon-…i

…uggghh please give me a napkin

…not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

Cook my grains for hours

Soak me just as long

grains and wheat aren’t flowers

This isn’t a pretty song

Pressurize my extrusion

After grinding me for hours

make sure to separate my husk

Or else this song becomes sour

Higher pressure makes me fluff

If we desire corn puff

But what we desires requires light pressure

Because we likes it tough

So roll me into shape

Triangle is best

Heat me up in a special oven

Fry me in oil for the rest

Standing in my underwear

Holding ranch in front of AC

Can’t go to store for cool ranch

Because they will see my cold PP

I agree, but you can also fart from a butthole (which is funny) & some people have sex with them.

Nobody is fucking Sam and co. & they are not funny.

The alleged ID

Nothin’ much. What’s up with you?

We all know that one person who likes to explain things. It’s sort of a way to get attention, and an easy way of doing that is mansplaining. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of mansplaining, but mansplaining is a term used for a situation where a man explains what something means, to a woman. Now, you may be asking yourself, “what is a woman?”. I’d answer, that is a very good question. By that I mean are you asking what defines femininity, or what are they literally composed of? For that may I refer you to reddit. What is Reddit, you might ask? That’s a very good question. I’d say it’s a place for people, but these days none of it is actually people. By that I mean that it’s become weaponized in a way, using very basic propaganda. What is propaganda, you might ask? Well, that’s probably something I might ask myself later today. Probably has something to do with updog.

If anyone reading this is wondering: substitute 1/3 of the grapes for cherry or grape tomatoes in Grandma’s fruit salad recipe and you’ll be close to living in the dimensions where I vacation on Sunderstday.

I didn’t see that. Nice catch, Watson.

So you have tasted the difference? Because why even buy one of those water flavored balloons??? Amirite??? ofc, my love

Yeah, but with meat bags too. Remember ‘Puck’ from “The Real World”? Like that, but every week it’s a different billionaire. At the end of every season, it pans down into a pit which is full of them. The twist; human centipede. We’ve been keeping them alive by feeding them tweets from the one with thumbs. Double twist; the one with thumbs is in the middle. Triple twist; it’s so they can’t thumb their own buttholes. They still hungry tho

I remind them. I’m not a “told ya so” kind of person, but it’s important to remind them not to make the same mistakes again.

I voted against that mofo 3 times, yo. I try. Every. Single. Day. For so many years. It hurts and I’m really tired.