But I thought we saved Gaza by not voting Kamala? /s

They’re scared

Daredevil left turns

Which is basically every left turn in NYC

Media is owned by billionaires

Same with NYC

Low rent? This would be $3000/Mo in NYC. Somehow landlords here manage to find the smallest half-tubs that don’t actually work for shit.

The rat was tricked out of its cheese

They really have nothing better to do, do they. They only care about causing as much suffering as possible.

NYC. Everyone talks about it with a wink and a smile, from coworkers to friends to random people. The only people who are opposed to it are my company’s rich directors.

KKK is already a legal political party, they’re just called Republicans

US fails to do both domestically

But when Trump does it he’s elected president

Gay woman

Small ones are cute and bite sized, big ones are squishy pillows. Regardless of size, they’re all soft and cute.

That’s by design. Republicans are child molestation pros

That’s how like, 75% of art is made

Weren’t Republicans screeching about how Kamala wasn’t chosen by the people? They seem awfully quiet now

Learn how to spackle

I wonder if he has a Zelle

Hello from NYC

I don’t get how there’s SO MANY TESLAS. Virtually no one has a garage.

Does she know it’s (usually) voluntary?