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ickplant@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 days ago

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    due to the ‘Dont Say Gay’ bill my biology teacher said it was “great sex” instead of “gay sex”.

    literally 1984

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Great (gay) sex

  • rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wow, my bf’s name is Kenny and we love having gay sex, so this is perfect for me!

    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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      Is he a ratfucker

  • Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world
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    My GCSE bio class taught something along the lines of “Dear kinky prostitutes, come over for great sex”

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Interesting. Kevin showed up either way.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The man loves his work. You gotta admire it.

        From 20 feet away with a full NBC suit and some plastic sheeting, but you gotta.

      • 0x0@lemmy.zip
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        Kevin goes both ways.

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    I can never remember that. Thanks!

    • BlackPenguins@lemmy.world
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      I feel like Community inadvertently helped so many biology students in the past 10 years.

  • mondomon@lemmy.world
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  • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Reminds us of how one of our teachers taught us SOHCAHTOA:

    Sex On Hard Concrete Always Harms The Orgasmic Areas.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Which is Domain? When I learned this, it only started at Kevin. Nice to see folks getting more polite regarding their gay sex.

    • MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca
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      The kingdoms have changed several times, they’re basically trying to use a more accurate system based on DNA using genotyping to decide which groups are more closely related and be less reliant on behavior and appearance.

    • ada@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Archaea and Everything Else (I can’t remember the other domain)

      • Liz@midwest.social
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        Archaea, Bacteria, and Eukarya

    • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Stuff being separated away makes sense I guess

  • jve@lemmy.world
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    Ah the things I learned from TV Funhouse!

    https://youtu.be/c8d5tobSv5E

    https://youtu.be/62zX5x-bgEM

    https://youtu.be/7tFp674luH4

  • seven_phone@lemmy.world
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    You use taxonomy to remind you to ask Kevin over?

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      “Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget.”

    • Toldry@lemmy.world
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      Ah, the new Lemmy flipperoo

      • Poplar?@lemmy.world
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        Hold my Kevin (gives him a smooch), I’m going in!

        • Poplar?@lemmy.world
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          P.S [email protected] exists

  • Hellfire103@lemmy.ca
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    My friend came up with almost the exact same thing during high school. The only difference is that the DK stood for “Donkey Kong”.

    Can’t say it wasn’t memorable!

    • MumboJumbo@lemmy.world
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      I’ve also said Donkey Kong for years!

  • SoupBrick@pawb.social
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    Memorable 👍

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      so it was for Kevin

  • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world
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    When I was in 9th grade our geography teacher put us in groups and assigned each of us a group of countries to memorize. We were given the task of creating a mnemonic to help us memorize. We got central America.

    Panama, Costa arica, Nicaragua Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico.

    Please Call Nick He Sucks Good Butt Man.

    It has been over 30 years and I’ve still never called Nick, but I’ll never forget central America.

    • psud@aussie.zone
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      We had to memorise South East Asia and its capitals. You had it easy. Look up the capital of Brunei.

      We weren’t advised to use mnemonics

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    Why didn’t you make it “great” sex?

    Great Community reference btw

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      I love that show, too.

      I took the liberty of looking up adjectives that start with ‘g’ and sorted them by frequency of use. I found it amusing:

      Good

      Green

      General

      Global

      Grand

      Golden

      Guilty

      Genetic

      Gentle

      Grim

      Genuine

      Gray

      Growing

      Graphic

      Grateful

      Glaring

      Gracious

      Greedy

      Glorious

      Giant

      Grave

      Grumpy

      Gallant

      Gaudy

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        I choose guilty sex.

        It makes it a little raunchy, without explaining why.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Catholicism has entered the chat.

      • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Gray sex.

        You know, sex between people of Pierce’s age.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          That’s a hilarious take.

          When I saw “Gray,” I imagined a black-and-white French art film depicting a couple and their struggle with ennui.

      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t know why Kevin would be interested with some physical XX And XY chromosomes

        • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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          Relevant username ‘xx’, lol

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Maybe in this case, it’s not about Kevin’s interest. The speaker is mandating that Kevin be Karyotyped to determine which bathrooms he can use.

      • foo@feddit.uk
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        grumpy

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          It’s a thing. Just don’t go too far down the Deviant Art rabbit hole. There be dragons.

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            I missed the “for.” There’s a serious lack of mpreg daddy dom fiction.

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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              That’s understandable. There’s a lot going on in that cover picture and title.

              Also, be the change you want to see in the world.

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      It’s pride month

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    Why wouldn’t you use Karen…?

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      It’s gay sex, dummy.

      • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Karen can have gay sex too, if she wants.

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        So use “great”.

        • AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world
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          Well now I can’t remember anything!

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          You can’t teach kids mnemonics about straight sex anymore, because of woke.

          • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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            the thing is… there’s gotta be at least a million Americans or more who unironically would say this

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            I thought this was sincere for a second. Totally got past my sarcasm filter.

            “Who’s looking out for wealthy, white, Anglo-Saxon, evangelical, cisgendered, heterosexual men?!”

            “Uh, the government?”

            “Well, yeah. I meant aside from that.”

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              “Who’s looking out for wealthy, white, Anglo-Saxon, evangelical, cisgendered, heterosexual men?!”

        • kemsat@lemmy.world
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          Or good

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      Well, Kevin makes more sense to have gay sex with than Karen. At least if you are male.

      • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        This is why we need more women in STEM.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.

          Thank you, ThotDragon, for supporting the queer and feminist parts of the scientific community.

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        I think Karen is just as capable as Kevin of having gay sex.

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          Depending on how pedantic you are.

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      I’m starting to think no one here knows this is from a TV show…

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        Clip for the uninitiated

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      Kevin likes to be used

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    I remember telling my bio-chem mom about ‘King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti’ in middle school. Didn’t realize why she chuckled until later.

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