Watch a horror movie
Based on experience: play video games for too long instead of eating, watch movies they don’t normally enjoy, and forget to go to sleep at a reasonable time.
Fucked up sleep pattern for the win.
This
A dog or a cat may help with the last one. They will let you stay up too late, but they won’t let you sleep in.
Oh dear lord. My 5 year old shiba has been deciding by that 4am is suddenly an appropriate time to ask to go to the bathroom when I even limit water after a certain point at night. This just started recently. She used to go until 5:30 or so and still sometimes does. It seems random, so I don’t think it’s a UTI or anything.
My girls are both 8, but they don’t have a specific time. They just go by the sun coming up, lol.
My dog is a 13 years old couch potato. He gets angry when I try to get him outside while its still dark :D
Jazz mags
Jizz mags
Yes, but don’t judge my kink.
Exactly
If you had asked few months ago I would’ve said that I’d watch outrageous amounts of porn and consume substances but now I’d just do more of what I would normally be doing anyway. Well, maybe I’d watch a movie or two. Perhaps go to sauna and have few beers.
Go to bed on time finally
Humblebrag
Nah. She is a night-owl and always stays up for hours later than myself. Which makes it really hard to get up from the couch and go to bed for me in turn.
Listen to music I was into in my teens & twenties and sing out loud. Cook grub. Clean the flat. Read books on couch and go to sleep early. Probably start a project that will be left unfinished on the table. Enjoy the peace & quiet. Then walk around talking to myself and get annoyed for being lonely and bored.
Would invite my best friend for a sleepover, and we’d watch movies or a series together that he would never watch with me.
Not mushrooms, again. This is something I did do.
Before my partner left for a work trip he showed me his stash of mushrooms in the freezer.
I wasn’t big into mushrooms since my first and only trip to that date, where I spent five hours wide awake in my room, believing my curtains, lamp and bedspread were going to dismember me and absorb my nutrients (my curtains were an amoeba.) But my boyfriend made a pretty good case for making a microdose fruit smoothie and chilling while he was away. He told me there were different kinds of shrooms, that I needed to measure the dose and just create a chill vibe.
Day one, I didn’t even think about the freezer stash. By day three I was so bored and alone I figured, what the hell?
Anyway, he came home to an impressive blanket fort in the living room and a box of farraday mesh fabric I bought to stop the robots because I watched Ex Machina.
I’d diagnose this response as 10% the effect of mushrooms and 90% the effect of watching Ex Machina alone. I walked out of my room at 1am shell shocked from that movie and had a quick conversation with my roommate in the kitchen that i remember nothing about except how reassured i felt that she wasn’t a robot. Excellent movie.
Sounds like I picked the wrong movie to watch on shrooms. Or… the right one.
Watching Splice on ecstacy was worse.
Cook food that he doesn’t like
I can eat the stuff that literally kills him. At home. Without worry!
Vacuum under my bed in the middle of the night. That’s what passes as excitement for me.
I ain’t wearing any pants.
They’re asking what you would do differently
I have not yet had a relationship where my SO didn’t force me to wear pants around my own house. 😭
That’s criminal, you need to demand leg freedom
You’re making me glad I’m single. Home is where the nekid is. Anything else is criminal. If I’m wearing pants at home it’s either because I’m waiting on a delivery or cooking bacon.
def having music on 24/7
Find out how many times I can hammer one off before it starts to hurt.
Lots of porn I assume
