Dude too soon

Don’t forget pork roll and scrapple

(Actually let’s forget scrapple, it’s disgusting)

Man I feel lucky, there are a ton of lightning bugs in my yard

The spotty yeety boi is so pretty but it can go fuck itself

Holy shit I didn’t realize the epicurean boards were the reason my knives were getting dull!

Bob Dylan - Hurricane (which actually became a movie starring Denzel Washington in 1999).

I sing the alphabet in French.

Commonly it’s thought of as between red and purple. I don’t know where pink comes from.

I don’t think tattoos have been about rebellion in a long time. It’s just art for your body.

You can consider it a filter. Anyone who can’t understand you not drinking on a first date probably isn’t compatible with you. Not because of their drinking preferences but because of their unwillingness to respect your choices.

I’m too lazy to find it but insert Nelson ha-ha gif here

Yup I loved baconreader!

Is all my brain and body need

Something like a Barcade or axe throwing joint

I’ve always wanted to shave my head

Are they… illegal aliens?

Do people still say that?

Billy Idol! I’m not sure how many times I’ve seen him, at least 8 but probably more like 10-11. Two of those times I got meet-and-greet tickets so I’ve got two pics of me and my husband with Billy and Steve Stevens :)

I never realized his waistband had elastic before.

A hundred percent. I love alone time and I know exactly what kind of socializing I’m up for, so I’d be an easy person for me to spend time with. I have the same interests as me and the same taste in food too. It would be cool to go get a pedi together and then get a bit day drunk (or day buzzed, anyway).

I actually love this idea. How make happen?