I asked this of a friend while hiking the other day in jest, but who knows? I joked that I probably wouldn’t have a lot of time, and given I would probably be in shock… the best I could get out might be, “Well, fuck.”
How about you?
Lol, those guys are fucked… Guess it’s my turn now.
'Unh?! Aw, fuck off, I’m trying to slee-"
“Look everyone! A mushroom cloud!”
“How did so many mushrooms become lighter than air?”
If there’s one thing I know from every dicey situation I’ve ever been in, including in the military, it’s that you never know what your brain will pull out of its darkest reaches when you least expect it.
Statistically most common last words are “Oh shit.”, but you never know.
nice thing i always remember in the fd: if it’s going to kill you, you’d be dead. (hazmat, fire, etc) So don’t worry and do what you’re there to do.
in the case of OP, relaxing and dying is probably all i’d do. i have people “up there” waiting for me anyway. 🤷♀️
I remember when I was in the Navy, I wasn’t paying attention once and stood up into a bundle of cables running along the overhead. Part of it sliced my scalp open and blood was pouring down my face. I stood there completely flabbergasted with my mind an utter and complete blank, and the only thing that came out of my mouth, completely unprompted, was “Shit in God’s beard!”
No idea why. I had never said it before or ever since. Brains are weird.
damn! also ouch.
PSA: when you cut the excess off a zip tie, the remaining nub can be razor sharp.
for. real.
That’s a great one! Mine was “fuck a duck! Fuck ten ducks, actually.” My friends never let me live that one down.
I would accept it, reflect on my life in the last moments of it
I love you.
Looks like a fun-g(uy)i
“That’s too much, man!”
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Oh this dream again… jeez its getting old…
(I had a dream where my electronics all went dead [from the EMP I guess] and the lights to the house went dead then I look outside my window and saw a huge mushroom cloud…
then I woke up…
And I check the direction of where I saw the nuke in my dream, its right in the ditection of the center of the city lmao)
I have that one too…
“Finally”
GG
If they end up dropping nukes I hope one falls on my head. I don’t want to survive nuclear war.
So the fun part about nuclear proliferation is it’s no longer a world ending full out exchange.
So for example if Iran had one and decided to use it, it would be like one bomb on Israel or mar-a-lago or something. Most of us would survive it and be dealing with the effects for a generation or more
Then the question would be what would us do? End it? Respond in kind? END THEM? How evil will we have to see ourselves? Or if Israel did, would we finally start asking questions instead of blind support?
Are nukes really that precise at this point? I honestly had no idea.
But I don’t trust the US or Israel to show any kind of restraint once one gets let off the chain.
You and me both
