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minus-squareBluegrass_Addict@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up98arrow-down4·23 days ago pregnancy app the dumb fucks just gave us all their personal information
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down1·23 days agoI have an app I used to record an image of my morning shit every day. I call it instagram.
minus-squareBluegrass_Addict@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·23 days agoI was thinking of setting up a ring doorbell in my toilet this morning
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·23 days agoI’d subscribe.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·23 days agoWe could set up a neighborhood watch!
minus-squarezedgeist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 days ago“Lookin’ firm today, snoogy!”
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 days agoApparently not all their personal information in this case
minus-squareJetpackJackson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoYeah that’s why I just record stuff on my offline calendar, can’t steal it if they don’t get access to it at all
I have an app I used to record an image of my morning shit every day.
I call it instagram.
I was thinking of setting up a ring doorbell in my toilet this morning
I’d subscribe.
We could set up a neighborhood watch!
“Lookin’ firm today, snoogy!”
Apparently not all their personal information in this case
Yeah that’s why I just record stuff on my offline calendar, can’t steal it if they don’t get access to it at all