So some of you might have seen a trend as the Vatican announces their plans to bring god and anime on their side in real life.
The mascot is called Luce, cute anime girl with religious aspects to it.
But mama mia why did they do this for their event next year? It just seems totally unreal and I feel like I’m living in a simulation.
Never have i thought these zealous buggers would use anime influences in a bajillion years
A couple years ago they introduced Buddy Christ to try and drum up some interest but it didn’t go anywhere.
Also, why would a religious institution with a modern problem with child abuse is a child as an icon, seems pretty unaware.
Yeah, but that Cardinal Glick though. They should have made that guy pope.
So that when they find his hard drives, he can say the person is actually 3,032 years old.
w-what???
The Pope released an anime mascot
The mascot was specifically made to represent the Holy See at a Japanese expo. It’s essentially the Vatican’s government. Merchandise like this has always been a thing, it’s just this is an official endorsement.
Release the buddy Christ you papist cowards
He didn’t announce them. They came to us from God. They are here to help us attain a heavenly life.
“Yo big G, can you help us? Our planet is dying!” “Best I can do is official Catholic anime girl.” “Understandable have a nice day.”
To fetch dweeb lords.
The Pope learn that he were no match for the power of fumo so he brought about a fumo of his own creation to gain the power of fumo for the great fumo war
Cuz like every major religion they’re hemorrhaging believers and thus, money. Time to shake up the recruitment protocols.
Come to think of it, I’ve heard that all my life but never questioned it. Is it really true for all of them?
That religions are hemorrhaging believers? I think that depends a lot on region and general population wealth. Prosperity gospel shit (the more you donate, the more god will reward you) keeps attracting new believers thanks to their scammy tactics and promises, especially as anyone that “fails” to succeed just lacked faith (didn’t donate enough) - this is especially true in poorer places.
It’s a marketing strategy. They have a product and they’re trying to expand into an un/under-exploited market. What the product is just so happened to be religion, which is increasingly unpopular, archaic, restrictive, controlling, and fictional. They have fairly stringent rules and since the anime mascot doesn’t violate them, they’ll try it out and see if there’s any returns.
It’s a pretty low investment, and it’s not even close to the first cartoon character made specifically to try and hook kids to a religion. It’s only noteworthy because the format is slightly different than past efforts.
The rule34 will bring in the gooner demographic for them
Common marketing strategy.
Because Rule34
AI already got her, the times we live in are, well, the times
What an insane thing to read with no context
And the angel said onto thee “uwu”
These look basic
It’s giving Onward Christian toddlers
They would if they could.
🎶MARCHING as to WAR!🎶
Can confirm. Out of the loop. Am confused.
It’s pretty simple really.
Had to zoom in. Looked like it said “I have the boner of god and anime on my side”
Didn’t know the pope liked hentai.
The Pope practically invented hentai
The Jubilee is a time of celebration for Catholics.
Traditionally, the Jubilee is held every 25 or 50 years and is a time to celebrate progress, free slaves (back when slaves were legal), forgive sins, etc etc.
In a great celebration, it makes sense to add a bit of pop culture flair. It’s also common to focus on children and youth outreach during the Jubilee and an anime character does a lot for that.
I hadn’t even noticed the shells or the flag, thanks for such a detailed post.
(back when slaves were legal)
You say this like we don’t have legalized slaves right now.
Didn’t believe you when reading this, apparently it is? Character doesn’t look that weird and I’m completely surprised the vatican is modernizing this much
Her boots are covered in the blood of innocent altar boys.
The big reveal is a huge wtf to my brain.
I’m still not convinced in this age of AI image generation.
Now see, my instinct is to just say “no…it must be AI. This doesn’t make sense. It feels very off.”
But then I remembered the last 8-23 years (depending on perspective) have felt very odd. And unrealistic.
Now add in tools that distort reality, and create false digital existences, and I have no more gauge for how to judge whats real. Are you real? Am I real? Am I in a coma? Are we in someone elses coma?
Who’s to say?
Propaganda hits mononomi. It’s a critical strike!
