I mean, he’s had 2 attempts on his life before we even got to election day. Every Ukrainian hates the mans guts. Half of this country hates the mans guts. I WANT to say that every Mexican hates him, but I can’t because he actuslly polled really well with Latinos…for some reason.
He also treats his own body like he hates himself. He eats more processed food than a family should eat.
His complexion is the weirdest color I’ve ever seen on an actual human. I almost expect him to have green hair, and break out into song. I don’t know what percentage of his body is chemicals, but I’d be surprised if it was under 20%. It’s not everyday you root FOR the cancer to win.
He flies a personal jet around the country, with his name on the side of it. Now historically anything branding his name will fail so hard that it crashes and burns. Which makes sense in this case, because his jet IS a Boeing.
In conclusion, between all of his poor diet choices, his poor life choices, his poor health choices, his poor aviation choices, and his natural aging (he is in his 70s), it’s ABSOLUTELY possible he dies at any time for almost any reason. It’s actually kind of impressive that he keeps living everyday. It’s like beating the odds just by existing.
Although, you read this question twice in one day because I thought it would be funny to parody the other question. I thought people were getting too serious in the other one. So I figured I’d present his death as the light hearted jolly event it should be!
I mean, he’s had 2 attempts on his life before we even got to election day. Every Ukrainian hates the mans guts. Half of this country hates the mans guts. I WANT to say that every Mexican hates him, but I can’t because he actuslly polled really well with Latinos…for some reason.
He also treats his own body like he hates himself. He eats more processed food than a family should eat.
His complexion is the weirdest color I’ve ever seen on an actual human. I almost expect him to have green hair, and break out into song. I don’t know what percentage of his body is chemicals, but I’d be surprised if it was under 20%. It’s not everyday you root FOR the cancer to win.
He flies a personal jet around the country, with his name on the side of it. Now historically anything branding his name will fail so hard that it crashes and burns. Which makes sense in this case, because his jet IS a Boeing.
In conclusion, between all of his poor diet choices, his poor life choices, his poor health choices, his poor aviation choices, and his natural aging (he is in his 70s), it’s ABSOLUTELY possible he dies at any time for almost any reason. It’s actually kind of impressive that he keeps living everyday. It’s like beating the odds just by existing.
Although, you read this question twice in one day because I thought it would be funny to parody the other question. I thought people were getting too serious in the other one. So I figured I’d present his death as the light hearted jolly event it should be!