Yall need help
We wouldn’t be saying these things if we didn’t need help.
The problem is that you interpret our cries for help as manipulative tactics to get our way rather than the intended desperate cry for the world’s leaders to do things that make the world a better place instead of using our misery as a profit vector.
Sorry that’s too complicated for you to understand.
I don’t care what his purported job is when he dies, I’m partying when it happens.
I haven’t had a drink since before the turn of the century. You better belive I’m having a drink, when that fucker dies. I’d piss on his grave if I could find it and not get arrested doing it.
He’s not worth ruining your sobriety over but I completely understand the sentiment.
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My question was a parody of the one asked hours ago. Which is why it’s a literal copy/paste until I get to the parody part. It was less about what would happen if he died, and more about how we, the public, would respond.
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he aint voting trump ever, and same thing with a loyal maga supporter, they aint ever switching to vote Democrat.)
That’s not strictly true, and varies by state.
Most states have faithless elector laws that may invalidate and/or penalize the elector if they attempt to cast their electoral votes contrary to the electorate votes within the state.
I’ll be boring and say I’d party like it’s 2025 and Donald Trump has just died before taking the oath for President of the United States. Interpret that as you will.
Vance becomes president. Whether you party is up to you.
I would. Vance is awful, but I have zero faith in his ability to hold onto trump’s cult. Things get much scarier once trump has had time to establish himself more.
And if the CIA…um…does CIA things to Vance?
Whichever speaker is elected in the House on Jan. 3.
Come January, that list is gonna be full of really, really weird choices for President.
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Or potentially we get another Kennedy in office, this time with extra brain worms.
No, the damage is done… most Americans genuinely want the fucker.
If it isn’t really obvious he died of natural causes, whoever becomes president will have a lot of pressure on them to abolish the CIA.
Don’t worry. Weird Al will kill them! It’s a party in the CIA!
His gross VP and like, half the GOP would have to go with him. All the monsters like Miller are already burrowing in like a parasitic worm.
Like a parasitic worm lodged in RFK’s brain you mean.
I will party like it’s whatever year. As long as that shit stain is dead. Hopefully with his lackey.
Wishing death upon people is not something i would describe as good faith
I’m not wishing death on him. God has this sneaky thing about not really granting my wishes so I’m not going to do that to everybody.
I’m not praying for his death either, but I will breathe the largest sigh of relief the day he breathes his last breath.
Nor would I. But I can’t help myself from feeling that it would be an overall win.
If trump were dead, vance would be easy to deal with.
Just put some super glue inbetween the couch cushions. He’d be stuck.
It blows me away how incredibly stupid you people are. Vance is more dangerous than Trump. Dude hates Trump, but is playing the game. He knows Trump probably won’t make it 4 years. Heck, it wouldn’t surprise me if he takes the Orange Cheeto out himself.
It would be easier for other/establishment republicans to shame him and hold him accountable. Trump is immune to those things in a way nobody else is. The cult of personality doesn’t just shift to JD Vance.
Dangerous how? Vance has the charisma of a limp sofa cushion.
Of course I feel the same or worse about Don John, so I guess I’m not a good measure.
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Tell that to Obama
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And legally immune from anything the SC will twist reality to call an “official act”! He, and the people that funded his ascendancy, have a plan
I believe that Trump doesn’t know what’s in Project 2025,
But I’m damn sure Vance helped write it.
Lots of people have bad ideas.
Few people can ralley the masses around them.
One of the few things we know about Vance is that he doesn’t believe what he says.
I’d take the coin flip liar over the traitor.
Right up until we have an Arch Duke situation
Welp. Time to ban sandwiches.
Is this likely? I’m not there, so don’t know if this even seems likely, but I’ve seen this question twice now, which has kindled a tiny flame of hope
I mean, he’s had 2 attempts on his life before we even got to election day. Every Ukrainian hates the mans guts. Half of this country hates the mans guts. I WANT to say that every Mexican hates him, but I can’t because he actuslly polled really well with Latinos…for some reason.
He also treats his own body like he hates himself. He eats more processed food than a family should eat.
His complexion is the weirdest color I’ve ever seen on an actual human. I almost expect him to have green hair, and break out into song. I don’t know what percentage of his body is chemicals, but I’d be surprised if it was under 20%. It’s not everyday you root FOR the cancer to win.
He flies a personal jet around the country, with his name on the side of it. Now historically anything branding his name will fail so hard that it crashes and burns. Which makes sense in this case, because his jet IS a Boeing.
In conclusion, between all of his poor diet choices, his poor life choices, his poor health choices, his poor aviation choices, and his natural aging (he is in his 70s), it’s ABSOLUTELY possible he dies at any time for almost any reason. It’s actually kind of impressive that he keeps living everyday. It’s like beating the odds just by existing.
Although, you read this question twice in one day because I thought it would be funny to parody the other question. I thought people were getting too serious in the other one. So I figured I’d present his death as the light hearted jolly event it should be!
I don’t think you’d be in a very good mood for very long if that happened.
Some of you idiots need to wake up to the gravity of these situations. I hope you manage to wake yourselves up.
Alright. I’ll bite. What would be the gravity of the situation?
Well if the second president who has openly opposed the CIA is also assassinated, people might be a wee bit ticked off.
I never said assinated. I said dies. He’s an overweight out of shape elderly man with the literal most stressfull job in the world. And unlike last time, he KNOWS what’s coming.
Healthy people in their 70s die all the time.
Why WOULD I assume he has a long shelflife ahead of him?
The only thing I disagree with is that he finds being president stressful. He’s both incredibly stupid and lazy, so I don’t think he really even gives a shit about what his staff is doing as long as they keep jerking off his ego and don’t interrupt his golf and McDonald’s time. He’s likely not even aware of most of it, except whatever gets fed to him to post on social media.
I don’t think people would take it as anything else, regardless of what the media might say. Which is why I’m saying that some of you idiots need to appreciate the gravity of the situation.
That is a good point. He could die of a heart attack on national TV and Maga would find a way to claim something else happened.
That might actually be the most suspicious possible scenario you could have come up with.
You’re the only one talking about assassination.
