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minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·29 days agoWhy is Satan so high BMI?
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·28 days agoBecause fat is a shitty shorthand for evil, slothful, full of vice, et cetera
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down3·28 days agoSo your mom must be his right hand man then.
minus-squareluciferofastora@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·28 days agoAt least something would be right with her then
minus-squarePlastic_Ramses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·28 days agoLmao, fuckin got 'em.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·29 days agoA steady diet of pineapple
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoNah those went up Hitler’s ass
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 days agoBecause BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·28 days ago? I specified BMI because I explicitly didn’t want to say “fat” and yet you somehow still read it that way.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 days ago… I didn’t say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was “obese” when I was in the gym every day. It’s a useless metric for anything. Thou doth protest too much
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 days agoFair. I guess we both read it wrong.
Why is Satan so high BMI?
Because fat is a shitty shorthand for evil, slothful, full of vice, et cetera
So your mom must be his right hand man then.
At least something would be right with her then
Lmao, fuckin got 'em.
A steady diet of pineapple
Nah those went up Hitler’s ass
The pointy end first right?
Because BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.
?
I specified BMI because I explicitly didn’t want to say “fat” and yet you somehow still read it that way.
… I didn’t say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was “obese” when I was in the gym every day. It’s a useless metric for anything.
Thou doth protest too much
Fair. I guess we both read it wrong.
Who said he’s fat?