3 randomly rolled unique quality items off a table of 1000. All 1000 of them have flavor text that eludes to them having hidden stats, but actually 500 of them have no stats at all and the 500 others modify stats irrelevant to the game with things like “30% more percentages” and +0.0001% more ‽"

• phone
• watch
• handkerchief
• wallet
• sigh of relief
• performance of “screw you guys, I’m goin’ home”

Debt

If I’m defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.

If I’m defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.

I have a collection of vintage phones. Like, rotary phones from the 60s and earlier. I’d probably drop them. It would be very loud.

Pee

I’m that NPC that sits some in the corner and doesn’t drop anything, who the devs placed there to make you feel bad for doing a genocide run

3d4*100 polyhedral dice, most of which are d6s and d10s. Each die will have a 50% chance of being glow-in-the-dark, and a 1% chance of being unusually shaped.

A god-tier travel mug, a rare leather armour (+1 vs cat claws) and a pair of comfortable walking shoes.

• Cigarettes (12)

• BIC lighter (62% filled)

• Wallet (empty)

• Keys (unknown)

• T-shirt (dirty)

• Jeans (condition low)

• Shoes (uncomfortable)

• Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)

• Three 9mm rounds

A pile of shit… literally. I have IBS, so there is always more shit just waiting for the wrong time. Aside from that… extra clothes, see above. Lol

Anxiety, and some cupcakes

Weed pen, Some cute socks, 10 bucks, Scrunchie.

“Kinky 'Fro”

Sweet potatoes. 🍠