BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square315fedilinkarrow-up1656arrow-down18
arrow-up1648arrow-down1imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square315fedilink
minus-squareZannsolo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·4 months agoYikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things. I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.
minus-squarepopulustree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 months ago if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap. which isn’t totally unfeasable
minus-squarepopulustree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 months agolike a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoAt least the hot dog is still edible
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoI’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human
Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.
I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.
which isn’t totally unfeasable
Jesus. What a way to go
like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
At least the hot dog is still edible
I’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human