This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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That Mariah Carey Christmas song every single retail worker hates
It would be irresponsible not to.
That crying taylor swift song “she wears short skirts”
Idk the name but her singing is super annoying in that
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack.
Oh my god!
Removed by mod
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
It was only a kiss…
It was only a kiss!
It was only a kiss…
It was only a kiss!
Never move to Britain then. It’s essentially our national anthem at this point…
It was only a kiss!
Guess what? It’s been in the charts consistently for over 8 years and is currently #61.
That boy George song. Abba, maybe. Awful.
The Twist, by Chubby Checker. Just to see if partnered dancing survives without it
Chubby’s kind of a weirdo anyway, I’m fine with that. “Twist Again” isn’t gonna make much sense anymore, but it’s no great loss.
Either the British or American national anthems, they’re both pretentious as fuck and it’d be kinda interesting to see if something like that has knock on effects down the line.
I’d say the American one because as a British person, I haven’t sung ours once in my entire life but Americans seem to sing theirs for everything.
Black Hole Sun
Brown Eyed Girl
The whole of The Ramones catalogue. Basically just one song split into parts.
Too easy.
- “Tubthumping” by “Chumbawumba”. It is easly the most annoying and obnoxious song, and the lyrics are so stupid.
IF the wizard feels particularly generous, I have more:
- “Hey Soul Sister” by “Train”
- “All Summer Long” by “Kid Rock”
- “Dragostea Din Tei” by “O-Zone” (the maya hee maya ho song)
There are so many more, but just thinking of them makes me angry, so I’ll stop.
I don’t know you, but I hope you stub your pinky toe. Tubthumping is a goddamned global treasure and you’re a bad person for disagreeing.
Hi it’s the music police, your taste is criminal
Yeah, the What Makes This Song Stink on “Hey Soul Sister” made me never want to hear it again for all my days
All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carrey
This.
I am so sick of that goddamn song.
She’s defrosting…
That god damned Megan Trainor Gucci song. I hate it so much.
The United States of America National Anthem.