This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
Jump, van Halen.
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack.
Oh my god!
Queen’s Radio Ga-Ga so I won’t have PTSD about it anymore. When I was 19, I worked on a cruise ship that was still in the final stages of construction and at one point they were testing the PA system by playing that song, on repeat, for seven whole fucking days.
Are you sure it was a cruise ship and not some sort of squid game shit? Because that sounds like actual torture.
If there was anyone else aboard NCL’s Pride of America before it left dry dock in Bremerhaven around 2004/2005 that is also on Lemmy, they’d be able to back me up. But there is a good chance everyone else who suffered with me is locked in the loony bin from having heard Radio Ga-Ga for a week.
last christmas 😁
I firmly believe you have identified the correct answer.
A lot of other song suggestions in this thread are actually decent and come down to taste, but this fucking song came to mind immediately.
Delusions of a Savior by Slayer because telling Spotify to block it and never play it again means that Spotify will insert it into every other playlist
Pearl jam last kiss.
I just hate it.
Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.
Updoot
Them’s fightin’ words!
Tricky, theirs is a cover version, so the original would still exist.
The Song That Never Ends—we’ll instantly save an infinite amount of time.
But they’ll continue singing forever, they just won’t know what they’re singing anymore.
Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.
1-877-CARS-4KIDS
C.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS
1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY
runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
1000%
Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!
Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.
K a r s cars for kids?
They’re kids, not English professors
Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD
Feliz Navidad.
Illegals in my yard
Nah, it’s just wicked repetitive and I hate it. I had a cubicle neighbor that played the radio and it felt like that frigging song played in a loop, alongside the “kars 4 kids” jingle.
I guess it wasn’t clear but I was trying to make people aware of the following parody of Feliz Navidad: Illegals in my yard
I’m not sure how you interpreted it.
Ah, I thought you were being racist against people who might sing a song in a non-English language.
Nope, while I prefer songs in languages that I know fluently, I don’t mind other languages though I prefer to know the meaning before singing it myself.
Also Feliz Navidad has more English words anyways.
Hello sorcerer. Please erase “Man, I feel like a woman” by Shania Twain. It annoys me anyway, but it not like it makes being a woman sound especially inspiring either (“Colour my hair, do what I dare” - woah, slow down there Shania!). Thanks.
So shall it be done.
probably a hot take:
Turkey in the StrawNot that hot a take if you look up the original lyrics though
searched it just now and yeah it’s pretty bad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_in_the_Straw
https://jimcrowmuseum.ferris.edu/question/2018/may.htm
https://thekitchentoday.com/ice-cream-truck-turkey-in-the-straw/
No one’s gonna say that marraiah carrey christmas song? Ok i’ll say it, tha marraiah carrey Christmas song.
This is the way.
obligatory link to the Zalinki video
i listen to that all year
Everyone in retail will worship you.
Then you’ll get all the remixes of Feliz Navidad instead.
At least they’re remixes with some fucking variation
I want the retail stores to play something with more gusto, like I Believe in Father Christmas (by Greg Lake, sounds a bit different than the name suggests)
Nah, there are a lot of retail songs waaayyyy more annoying than that one that would just take its place. At least that one has some talent involved lmao.
I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.
I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.
Last Christmas is a close contender tho
Happy Birthday
Somebody just posted this image in another Ask and I thought it was relevant:
Damn! I was going to say American Pie but I think you’ve got the better answer but I don’t want to hear either of these songs ever again.
Could I cut up my wish into just wiping parts of a few songs? Like the march tune from Tears of a Clown, the electronic watch alarm in Rock the Casbah, and the chopsticks part of Blinded by the Light.
The sorcerer indulges you this wish.
