Personally I’d say cave diving. I was contemplating between that and free climbing soloing but I honestly rather fall to my death than drown in a claustrophobic, dark, cold, silted up cave.
Bull riding.
Anything gross or with a particularly drawn out death potential.
American football, or as I like to call it, Concussion Roulette
Knife Monopoly
What’s knife monopoly?
They stab you and then you skip a turn
Heaven help you if you pass “GO.”
There is no bankruptcy. If you can’t pay you get stabbed. First one to the ER looses.
Wrecking ball duelling. But I’d pay to see others do it with each their own tower crane.
I’d be up for that if you’ll find me an opponent - and a crane.
slope skiiing
I can’t tell if you’re trying to say Alpine skiing is scary or that you’re into all the stuff people consider to be extreme sports.
I would gladly skydive; but strapping some dead trees to my feet and hurtling myself at high speed towards a bunch of live trees, as though taunting them, seems like a bad idea.
Yes indeed, mocking gravity while hurling yourself directly towards the enormous local source of it all is much more sane (said as someone who has done plenty of both)
Extreme Cave diving.
all cave diving is extreme
Jesus that’s terrifying.
Edd Sorenson has some fantastic cave rescue / body recovery stories incase anyone’s interested. The dude is an absolute legend in the cave diving circles.
Three years ago, I broke my leg free climbing. It took two and a half years of physical therapy to get back to maybe 80% of what it used to be, and now I have a permanent metal plate. I was lucky it wasn’t any worse.
I don’t think I’ll ever free climb again, it’s just not worth it. However, I also would never do cave diving.
That’ll teach you to be cheap. Next time, pay a fair price for your climbing.
(Seriously though, that sucks and I’m glad it didn’t end even worse!)
Russian Roulette.
Niche sport that’s very hard to become pro in
I almost played Russian Roulette once, thankfully I was late to the game. The guys wanting to play didn’t have a revolver, so they used a semi-automatic pistol. I really dodged a bullet with that one
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Honestly, I don’t know what’s supposed to be fun about cave diving. Like, normal diving doesn’t push your buttons any more so the next logical step is to go diving in a grave?
Too late:
E4
D4
Nf3
En passant. Checkmate atheists
Fuck I’m on c/anarchychess!
I play Ganesha b4
Im upgrading my rook to a hotel.
Bungee Jumping.
I cannot do things upside down.
I did it one time with a pelvis area harness instead of the feet-hanger shit so I didn’t go upside down. It was like a carnival bungee jump thing that was about 80 feet high, cost $25 to do. It was scary as shit for the moment of falling but once the bouncing started it was pretty dang fun.
Cave diving.
Extremely risky even for the very experienced. You only need one thing to go wrong and that’s it. Sometimes even the best planning can result in your death because something entirely out of your control happens.
Anvil firing
You get 2 anvils, stack them on top of each other, the bottom one upside down, pack some gunpowder between them, light it, run, and the top one shoots off into the air and eventually comes back down.
I’m sure it’s a blast (literally) but I’m not trying to looney tunes myself.
You have to try it with a piano.
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The kind of parkour runs which you do on top of high rise buildings
