And if not, well we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!
Shallt
Most things don’t have a real future tense
Most? Can you name anything that does?
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I think we have a winner! Time to update the Oxford Dictionary…
I don’t think “I’ll” is a conjugation but rather a contraction.
Shil’t?
Shit’n’t’ve
In English simple future operates as a mode not a tense.
i wonder, what the next question WILL BE ?
Allow me to digest this information to prepare for the fecal exam tomorrow…
Shot.
English doesn’t have a proper future tense. We talk about the future by using words like “will” or “going to”
Shought?
Shight?
You know there are more than three tenses in the English language, I hope?
Or there’s always “by this time tomorrow, I will have shitted”
I feel like that should be “will have shat”
Actually, “have” takes the past participle so it’s “will have shitten”.
Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
Will, shall, are going to
Shall and will can be interchanged.
“Are going to” is slightly different. Still future yes, but is usually used to indicate intention rather than decisions.
“I will shit soon” and “I am going to shit” both mean basically the same thing but the connotations of those sentences are slightly different.
Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩
So is run and jump.
Future shit will not stink.
My farts say otherwise.
The present or the futuristic fart?
Nouns don’t need tenses.
Shit in the future and shit in the past.
Very true, but still…
shat, shit, ???
can you use another verb to illustrate the form?
I need to go shilt soon…
that’s the same verb
shat, shit, shilt
Guess you missed the L…
Doesn’t matter anyways, I’m just talking crap LOL!
You will shit.
Yes mommy. <3
In your case, you’re gonna guano
It’s coming for you Batman. Hold still.
If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?
Foreshit.
Or fortshit, for those who don’t eat enough fiber.
Ah, a pro golfer I see, good one!
The word you’re searching for is “life”.
