Putin falls to his death from an open window.

Putin

Trump

Kim Jong Un

Netanyahu

All heart attacks, all at the same time. Play like Light except with world leaders. Undoubtedly I’m missing many, but I could add as needed. Minimal text size to leave space.

No public statements so I’m harder to trace. Then I save the page. If a world leader pulls some horrendous shit, down they go.

It would be flawed for the same reasons Light is, and it would be biased to my viewpoints, but I don’t care. I cannot imagine the world would be a worse place with those people dead. And eventually people would spot the pattern and then leaders might think twice.

Although for the planet overall maybe it’d be better to use it for eco-terrorism

I’d probably just eat some chips or a cupcake while an entire police force discusses me for what feels like 600 hours and nothing at all ever happens

“Kolanaki, death by snu-snu.”

First on my list would be, just as an experiment, someone completely random I find online just to see what happens. You know, something that would somehow end up making major news, news big enough that I’d hopefully see it when my dad watches the nightly news. Just to see that the page works. My parents would never find the page since they don’t go through my stuff, so I’d be safe there. Just gotta make sure nobody sees it through a camera, so phone and laptop out of the way when I write. Definitely burn it after it’s all used up and everyone on it is dead to ensure nobody sees it. Wouldn’t be that hard for me to put it in my pyrex bowl and light it up.

After confirming it works, get to work on some of the people I wanna see gone for whatever reason. If a torn/cut off piece works, you bet I’d take some lines and cut them before cutting those into smaller pieces. Then store them in my wallet for any time I’m out and about and have a surprise Mormon missionary pop up on me. Sounds cruel, but I ain’t got time for them and don’t know how to effectively tell them no. Just have to have them sign the slips, with me asking for an autograph or something before I leave.

The rest would go to various people. I think some of my biggest targets would be looking up the mega pastors here in America and having them reveal to all their followers that they have been scammed the whole time, calling them the dumbest sheeple on the planet before ending themselves somehow. Mega pastors deserve it for stealing money from the gullible.

Next would be a large group of CEOs from large tech firms. They’d probably have enough time to clear their schedules and meet up with each other, so there would be a livestreamed MMA match to the death, after telling the world how they’ve defrauded everyone and that the class war is on because after the match they’re sending kill squads to eradicate the poor. So probably have them use their wealth to try and coordinate that as well and set it up so it doesn’t actually happen, but that they planned on making it happen, with verifiable messaging/email to prove it. Really set the world up for chaos, I guess. Winner of the match would just kill themselves, I guess, IDK what they would do if anything. CEOs like the gøøg|e, amazøn, twatter, fakebook, redd¡t, and maybe a few others sound good to me because they definitely screw over loads of people.

I think my 3rd set would just be a single target if I could figure out who they are. Just gotta figure out who the head of the American branch of scientology is so I could make that fool reveal all the crimes he is able to reveal that the wackjob cult has ever committed here in America by making sure they’re all made publicly available by making the records public domain and widely available while also making him get rid of their tax exempt status by having people lobbying the government to permanently remove it forever to add insult to injury. Let the people know what that cult is all about while simultaneously ruining them.

Though, after that, cannot think of any other local (country wide) targets, so from there, probably go after some big names I cannot say because I don’t feel comfortable saying. Politicians and dictators are a scary thing to have hunting you over the fact you make a post about wanting them gone, so I’mma end it there.

Don’t know how possible some of this would be, but you gotta admit it would bring chaos to our world and really shake up the status quo having all these things happen.

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I would continue Luigi’s legacy by trying to fit as many names of c-suite personnel of evil corporations on it, font size 1.

I’m not familiar with death note so excuse my ignorance.

Can I use a typewriter or a printer on it or does it have to be handwritten?

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

The thing that’s always interested me is that you can choose how they die, but surely there are limits?

Could i say ‘dead by gunshot wound to the back?’ Is there a bullet left over? A gunman seen fleeing the scene?

Start at the top of the Forbes billionaire list and fit as many names as I can

Light Yagami could get pretty elaborate with what he required people to act out in a Death Note, but I’m not sure exactly how to destabilize our globalist economy with only one page. It likely starts with using the leader of a capitalist country to kill a large swath of it’s billionaire class at once, then forcing said leader to support the nationalization of healthcare, food production, transportation, mineral extraction, etc before trying to influence other capitalist nations to take the same path for the rest of their life before heart attack inevitably gets them. The problem is that I really think you only get to write this for one leader, due to the space requirements. I guess as long as the assumption that all the world’s ills stem from America it’s fine, but isn’t Murdoch currently operating out of Australia? Missing even a few key billionaires with the initial murder leaves a lot of powerful opposition.

It depends on how small you write, I suppose.

If you just want people to die, you can put down quite the massacre on both sides of an A4 page.

However, if you want people do to specific things before they die, like billionaires redisteubuting their personal wealth, or steer world leaders to reverse a lot of their bullshit, you’re going to have to get very creative with your wording to optimise as much page space as possible.

Just copy the Forbes richest people list.

Doesn’t anyone here know that the Death Note (1) curses all those who use it with misfortune and (2) will trap your soul in limbo after use?

Nah, I’m good. Tweezers and a matchstick.