I’d say an average sized zucchini slathered in olive oil.
A raccoon.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa…whenever I talk about how humans are the weirdest species thats ever existed, I always include this line:
“Like, you don’t see bears out in the wild, hunting down live mice, which are then kept alive and used for the sole purpose of the bear shoving the live mouse up it’s own butthole for sexual gratification. Bears don’t do that. No animal does that. Only humans have been known to shove a mouse up its own ass just to feel it scurry around inside them.”
That line usually gets equal amounts of cringe and laughter. But it proves my point about how weird humans are.
And now you’re like “uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…hey, let’s use a raccoon!”
The anal gods are asking for another sacrifice
From my time on Reddit, I’m pretty sure that, scientifically, the largest thing anyone could fit in their ass is a raccoon.
And I mean, is one animal’s suffering enough to stop solving world hunger? I don’t think so.
What sub on Reddit taught you that?!?
it’s reddit, so it could have been any of a hundred that are now banned, and dozens more that aren’t.
Pretty sure two animals would suffer that day.
True that. Gotta go for a whole “gaze” of coons
Is there a size requirement for the world hunger solving? Does it have to be a food? I’m confused by the question. Maybe like a bok choy
The larger the size, the better chance of solving all world hunger
I’m not sure you understand what causes world hunger.
Asking the real questions
There should be a c/TotallyGuessing like an anti-ThatHappened or I guess thats what OddlySpecific is 4
In this situation, I would recommend grape seed oil. It has a higher smoking point.
Trust me, I’m not going to be rapidly pushing it in and out…at least not at first…
Coconut oil is what I recommend for an oil for lube. Both solid and liquid work well, the solid formwlts easily with body heat. It smells nice and is also good for your skin!
I generally recommend condom safe lubes so you can use toy protectors for anal play, but if you’re using oil coconut is the way to go. Always keep some on hand. Great shelf life, too
You could shove a 747 up my ass if it would solve world hunger. I’ll take one for the team.
At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.
You might not live after that one. 747s aren’t known to be that reliable.
it’ll blow a door, drop an engine, and veer off-course before crashing, long before it got to ya.
Love to see the black box on that one
It would probably be more brown and blood colored
Won’t fit. Conditions not met. World still hungry. You did it for nothing.
Can we make it a CEOs asshole so it’s a win-win situation?
Is there like, prep time? Or do you just have to decide and make it happen on the spot?
You can have the prep time you need.
does it have to be fully consumed by my butthole? if not, 2 liter of diet coke. if so, small head of cabbage
You can prairie dog, that’s acceptable
Your mom
How many Sharpies we talking here?
One singular item please
But the standard unit of measurement is /r/buttsharpies.
Not sure if:
Or
Should be used here.
idk but it better have a flared base
Jesus, found a Black Mirror writer.
